my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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the show awkward is supposed to depict the life of a socially awkward teenage blogger but in the show she has 2 hot guys that want to be with her but she can’t choose one like hONESTLY THAT IS NOT THE LIFE OF A SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLOGGER THAT ISN’T EVEN AWKWARD
maybe at the end the hot guys turn out to be fictional characters and its all in her head and the camera zooms out on a scene of her laughing alone with salad
omg
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THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY
IT’S ITALICIZED
*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*
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i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
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